these are so true they hurt
the first step is acceptance
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
Remi tried to run underneath the flowers and they got stuck on her head. She was not amused.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
Matt Smith could have been such a wonderful doctor… if Moffat hadn’t been writing the show.
A pattern for you to make your very own smuppet! Compatible with all kinds of gauges.
If you like knitting and/or homestuck, consider buying my smuppet pattern c: